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This is the official sequel to Pencil vs. Batman.

  • When? The day after the celebration.
  • Where? Kenya, like every other episode. For those of you who don't know where Kenya is, it is in Eastern Africa.

Scene 1: Go For It![]

  • Match: I can't believe Firey broke up with me!
  • Pencil: It's been three years.
  • Match: Yeah, but still! (camera pans to Lightbulb and Hot Dog)
  • Lightbulb: Hi, Hot Dog.
  • Hot Dog: Ah! Don't eat me!
  • Lightbulb: Onga! What did I do?
  • Hot Dog: It's a long story. In the Hotdogistani Revolution, we were refugees in a bitter war. The phrase 'Hi, hot dogs' has been taken as an insult.
  • Lightbulb: You just said it. (long pause)
  • Pencil: So, who do you like?
  • Match: Bane!
  • Pencil: Okay, there is something wrong with your brain. I'm your BEFF and I still think you're kind of weird.
  • Match: What do you mean?
  • Pencil: I have two reasons. One: you personally executed him. Two: he ate your friend!
  • Match: Can we still recover him?
  • Pencil: Fine. B A N E.
  • (screen says error) Automatic Robot Voice: Sorry. I cannot recover Bane.
  • Pencil: Why not?
  • A.R.V.: He or she is in Ouatieusse du Bee, France.
  • Golgi Body: I think I've been there!
  • Pencil: How? It sounds like 'What used to be France'.
  • Pencil Jr: Everything went from France to here to volunteer to be sandwiches: the Arc du Triomphe, the Louvre, Paris Disneyland, even the Eiffel Tower!
  • Eiffel Tower: Bonjour, mes amis! Je suis venu ici avec un peu de conseil d'un Livre qui est très well-read!
  • Book: Nes essayez pas meme cavec moi!
  • Pencil: Book, you speak Unaccented French?
  • Book: Yeah!
  • Pencil: That's amazing! I speak Walloon! (No offence to Northern Belgians, she can speak Flemish too)
  • Match: Let's go to Ouatieusse Bee!

Scene 2: The Movie Set in Isolation[]

  • Announcer: They travelled past Kenya to the Sahara Desert, through the Middle East, passing Italy and Switzerland, and finally going to France.
  • Match: Omg! I'm like tired! I walked, like, 10 000 kilometres!
  • Pen: Well, we're here.
  • Ruby: And look! There's a sign saying where we are!
  • Yaretzi: This place looks so deserted.
  • Zona: Except for a bush! And a building that says Stage 1.
  • Yaretzi: Why'd they say Stage 1?
  • Bane: Alright, we're ready for Scene 2! Action!
  • Match: I wonder what Scene 2-Action means.
  • Golf Ball: Probably a plot for evilness!
  • Amyloplast: Oh my starch! Can we go in?
  • Leafy: It'd probably be rude to go in there.
  • Match: I'm going in.
  • Pencil: Wait! Don't g- She never listens.
  • Match: Hey, Bane. You're not xylophagous, eh?
  • Bane: Well, you ruined our scene! We're making a movie. It's called Hello, Sausage!
  • Sausage: Hello!
  • Match: What's happening?
  • Bane: We're actors! I was pretending to eat Sausage. Wasn't that good?
  • Match: Yeah!
  • Bane: The way that you executed me... was hot.
  • (Match faints) Pencil: She's been in there, like, forever. (She sees Match fainted on the ground) Omg! What happened?
  • Bane: Your friend fainted.
  • Sausage: Whilst we were making a movie.
  • Pencil: So, who are you people really?
  • Bane: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Antonio Niño.
  • Sausage: And I'm Sausage. Frankfurter.
  • Pencil: Okay. So do you want to join our alliance?
  • Antonio: Yeah!
  • Sausage: We'd love t- oh. I'm already in.
  • Antonio: And I'm sorry I ate your friend. It was an act, but I just didn't want you to feel alarmed. Who are we fighting again?
  • Mitochondria: Batman!
  • Antonio: Eugh. I never liked that beast with its ugliness.
  • Sausage: I know, right? That thing is so loved in the human world.
  • Pencil: Maybe humans enjoy looking at ugly things. We're, like, Yeah, yeah awesome!
  • Match: And Batman is Ugh! Ugh! I'm a troll who has suffocating eylids.

Scene 3: Depressing Losses[]

  • Pen Jr: Er, Pencil? Why do they call our enemy the Dark Knight?
  • Pencil Jr: Perhaps everything runs away in a 3000 km radius, so now day is night whenever Batman ever gets released from prison.
  • Cloudy: Got that right! I had to travel all the way to Douala five years ago. The hotels were decent and expensive.
  • Pencil Jr: Wow! And I was just guessing!
  • Nickel: You're always guessing. That's why I broke up with-
  • Pencil Jr: Get lost! I broke up with you first! (she gets her temper from her mum. Camera pans to Antonio surrounded by a few girls) Celestine: So, how was Guatemala?
  • Antonio: (fakely) Terrific! (flashback) I was playing with my friend Alexandrioyo Dihil-Jahabiwabiwa-
  • Match: Omg, I know him!
  • Antonio: (as a young boy in the flashback) ¡Páseme la bola!
  • Alexandrioyo: Lo ciento, no puedo.
  • Antonio: ¿Por qué no?
  • Alexandrioyo: Su madre tiene maletas, y pienso que ella le está yendo.
  • (her car drives away) Antonio: ¡Ay, Dios mío! ¿Y qué hecho? After that, I had to move to England with a foster family and since my foster dad was into exercising, he made my muscles, um, larger.
  • Match: And the best part is that he's all mine!
  • Celestine: Let's, like, go girls. This selfish brat's got him.
  • Match: So about your muscular system, which takes up, like, 90% of your- (speech fades out and goes to Pencil)
  • Pen: So about our sudden holiday to Uganda,- Something's on your arm.
  • (It's Rico the Ridler) Rico: Hey, Pencil. I saved a reservation for us at the Villains' Club.
  • Pencil: Omg, for like the last time, I'm married. And we're neither villains nor heroes, we're the Submarine Sandwich alliance. And you telling riddles to the kids won't help either!
  • Avadh: We're here.
  • Gelatin: Hey, that's my line!
  • (Pencil opens the door. It turns out that Blocky stayed home.) Blocky: Pencil? I've got to ask you something. Could you bring back Batmane?
  • Pencil: No! I, I just can't. The world will be in danger.
  • Blocky: I said Batmane.
  • Not Batman.
  • Pencil: Okay. But I told Pen to make Batman-proof glasses just in case. Okay. B. (shakes between every letter) A. T. M. A. N. E.
  • (as fast as a little rabbit, Batman leaps out of the Recovery Center. Everyone is shocked. Pen starts handing out safety glasses. It's too late. Half of the people who didn't get them are dead because of his ugliness.) Match: No worries! I've got intimidation. You all just chant ugly! Ugly!
  • Everyone: Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!
  • Radio: (singing Daphne and Celeste's UGLY) Ugly! You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
  • Pencil: Now in Arabic! Cabiyah! Cabiyah!
  • Everyone: Cabiyah! Cabiyah! Cabiyah!
  • Batman: Medusa POWER!!!!! Roar!
  • Yaretzi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Pencil: Noooooooooooooo! Alright. You can let Cloudy stay at an expensive hotel, even eat our friend! But you never do anything to my daughter. Like turn her into s-s-s-stone. You should taste your own medicine. Wait, what do I do?
  • Ice Cube: Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me! STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK MY BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME!!
  • Pencil: Hey, that's offensive to my mum! And Rocky!
  • Match: And besides, we could hear you from here.
  • Needle: Don't worry! I've got it!
  • Pin: Me too! (Her, Needle and their variations make a bed for Batman to lay on)
  • Batman: Ow! That hurts! (His armpit is a stink laser. It makes Spongy converge, and now the pins and needles, as well as Match are dead.)
  • Pencil: You murdered her, er, them!
  • Bow: I've got my chair! ('chair is flung at the villain)
  • Pencil Jr: (handing them out to the junior alliance) Poison dart frog for you, botulinum toxin for you, polonium samples for you! Don't worry, they're covered! Now just throw them at that thing over there.
  • Batman: I'll reverse that!
  • Pencil Jr: Aaah! Don't scare me with your ugliness!
  • Batman: I won't, you mean like this? (she is stone)
  • Announcer: Many fights later.
  • Batman: Oh yeah? Well, Pen should have married Ulip instead of you!
  • Pencil: Oh, that tears it! (throws a desk and Bomby, the last survivor explodes. The villain is defeated.) Omg! What have I done? All of my friends have died because of Batman! I have an idea. (scene next goes to her picking out a recovery center) Korean verb conjugator, no. Alphabet sorter, no. Aha! Recovery Center! (types in everybody's name)

Scene 4: Back on Track![]

  • Announcer: And so, Pencil typed in everyone's name to go back to life. It was a tedious process, but she just needed her alliance.
  • Pencil: And P U F F B A L L.
  • Puffball: Yay! I'm recovered! Even though, I didn't like you much during BFDIA, because you were always too, uh, but thank you for, recovering meeeeeee!
  • (The Bat signal lights up. It burns Match's eyes) Match: Aaaaaaah! Omg, my eye's on fire! What is that thing?
  • Pencil: Oh, that's the bat signal. It means that's someone is going (the smile leaves her face) to die.
  • Match: Well, let's see how many times it'll show. It won't be much! (it only lit up once)
  • Pencil: Who is that one person?
  • Clarinet Ligature: It surely isn't me.
  • (Then a huge commotion breaks out about who will die) Pencil: People, calm down! Even though I don't know who will die, it certainly won't be any of us sandwiches. We've got power!
  • Match: And we help people!
  • Pin: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
  • Pen: Pin's in trouble! (she opens her parachute)
  • Pencil: She needs Pen's help! That parachute is dangerous!
  • Pen: I've got this. (cuts Pin's parachute with scissors)
  • Pin: Why'd you do that?
  • Pen: Parachutes were the reason you get eliminated in Season 4.
  • Pin: Yeah! It wasn't fair!
  • Pen: If I had a parachute, Pencil and I wouldn't have ever gotten married!
  • Pin: You have a point, kind of.
  • Match: So we should recover Batman to show that abomination who's boss!
  • Everyone: Yeah!
  • Pencil: B A T M A N! (doesn't press ENTER yet) Is everyone ready?
  • Everyone: Yeah!
  • Earth Globe: I've got my Bat Trap!
  • Sausage: And I've got the peanut butter!
  • Pencil: Awesome! We're ready.
  • (they all hide under one bush, and if riding in a 15 m limousine is hard, then the 10 cm bush is nearly' impossible) Batman: Is anyone here? I need to ruin someone's life, but-peanut butter! '(Sausage presses the button, and he is trapped) No! Noo! No! I have nothing but this rock! (Pencil puts on the special glasses, and quickly 'scurries away.')
  • Batman's Automatic Voice: Arch enemy detected. Fire rock.

Scene 5: The Happiness[]

  • Pencil: Oh No! I Won’t Be able To Runaway From The Rock Before It’s Too Late!!
  • Pencil: Or Maybe I Don’t Have To Run!!! (She Starts Flying)
  • Batman: You Know What?!?
  • Batman: I Was Sick Of This World Anyway!!!
  • Estigua (Pencil's mum): Ela fê-lo!!!
  • Zona: I Knew We Could Count On Her!!
  • Pencil Jr: Yay!! We Love You Mum!!!
  • Eraser: Get me out of this box…
  • Marshmallow: Huh?
  • Pen: Oh No….
  • Batman: Bye Bye!!!
  • Pencil: Batman Got Away?
  • Match: Pence-Pence!!
  • Pencil: Match!!!
  • Pen: She Did It!!!!
  • Pencil Jr.: (Pencil Jr. Is Glad To See Her Mother, And Gives Her A Tight Hug)
  • Zona: Pencil!!! We Missed You!!
  • Pencil: Now Let’s Go Home!
  • Match: Yeah!
  • Pencil: (Pencil Starts Driving Home)
  • Pen Jr.: I Love This Town!
  • Pen: I Remember Me And Pencil’s Date, And I Gave Her A Box Of Chocolates!
  • Pencil: I Remember That Too!
  • Estigua: Eu te amo filha.
  • Everyone: Hooray For Pencil!!!

Scene 6: Backyard Party[]

  • (there is suddenly a large backyard party in Pencil's backyard. The theme is "We Destroyed an Ugly Villain". The most popular music in Kenya is playing: SautiSol and Nameless, to name some of it. Also, Western music is playing, at Pencil Jr.'s request) Pencil: I won't ever, ever recover that thing again!
  • Match: Well, it's gone, and we have a feast ahead of us!
  • (In another part of their large yard, Leafy, Bubble and Firey are eating yoylecake) Bubble: This yoylecake is deloishous!

THE SEMI-END. There's the credits and epilogue.

Scene Epilogue[]

  • Pencil: (at Match's house that night) I brought you something!
  • Match: But it's three months to Hanukkah! And I don't feel like talking.
  • Pencil: Like, why?
  • Match: Antonio went to join the New Kenyan Justice League!
  • Pencil: Look what I got!
  • (it's a custom made Antonio plush) Match: Omg, it's just what I wanted!
  • Pencil: And it doubles as a radio!
  • Antonio plush: Hello. It's me, Antonio, or as many of you know me as Bane. Some people have heard that I've joined the New Kenyan Justice League; a submarine sandwich alliance to protect innocent civilians from crime, evil and ugliness, regardless of Wikipedia and the hideous menace's own wiki calling me a villain. I want to thank the main members of my old alliance: Pen, Pencil and my girlfriend, Match. I thank her for her help in bringing me into saving the Earth, and if you're out there, I, l- l- l- love you.
  • (a crowd gathers around her) Everyone: Aww!
  • Antonio plush: Also, here's a promise ring made out of (sorry if I'm disgusting) Batman's gallbladder. It even has its small intestine as the circle!
  • Most people: Eww!

THE END!

Music used in the (according to the original)[]

Thanks to this for helping me identify the composers for the SpongeBob music!

  • "New Friendly" (Kevin MacLeod): Plays during the beginning.
  • iPencil.2O's theme song (Original): The theme song.
  • "Buccaneer Overture" (David Arkentone): Plays when the main characters are travelling to Ouatieusse du Bee.
  • "Astronauts' March" (Sam Spence): Plays when everyone marches from OdB to Pencil's house.
  • "Tales from the Swamp A" (Ron Goodwin): ‘Batmane?’
  • "House of Horror" [#10.05] (W Merrick Farran): Batman nearly destroys the recovery center by its repulsiveness.
  • "UGLY" (Daphne & Celeste): The music playing on the radio.
  • "Dramatic Cue D" (Ronald Hamner): Plays when everyone lies dead.
  • "On the Beach" (Kapono Beamer)": ‘And so, Pencil typed in everyone's name to go back to life.’
  • "Drama Sting 3" (unknown): Plays when the bat signal burns Match's eyes, and everyone's arguing who will die.
  • "Adventurers" (Larry Hochman): Plays when Pen flies with a parachute, saving Pin from falling on the ground and dying.
  • "Kaili Aloha" (George de Fretes): Plays when Batman slowly slingshots Pencil with a rock.
  • "HAPPY" (Pharrell Williams): Plays When Pencil Saves Herself From The Rock, And When Everyone Cheers For Pencil
  • "Vacation B" (Kapono Beamer): First part of the party.
  • Various songs (by SautiSol, Nameless, Carly Rae Jepsen, PSY and One Direction): The music playing on the radio.
  • "Hawaiian Happiness" (Jon Jelmer): Plays during the end of the episode.
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