Battle for Luxury island[]
By: Joeandbill203
Battle For Luxury Island Logo
Battle For Luxury Island Intro
Episode 1[]
Tip Jar: Hello! Welcome To Battle for Luxury island! (AKA BFLI)
Tip Jar: Lets see the Contestants.
Tip Jar: First, Its Pin!
Pin: So. What are we battling for?
Tip Jar: Isn't it a little early for that?
Pin: No.
Tip Jar: Anyway, Next is Bubble!
Bubble: Hello!
Tip Jar: Next is Pencil and Match.
Match: Hi Guys!
Pencil: Hi Bubble
Bubble: Hi!
Tip Jar: Pen! Welcome to the Game!
Pen: Where's Eraser and Blocky?
Tip Jar: They are not in >:)
Pen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tip Jar: Back to the game! Welcome TB And GB!
Tennis ball: Yay! GB!
Tip Jar: Ok. Next is SB!
Golf Ball: What?! Really!
Tip Jar: Yes. Ok next is Needy!
Needle: *Slaps* Don't Call me Needy!
Tip Jar: Whatever. Come on Suitcase!
Suitcase: Yay! I'm in it!
Tip Jar: Next Is Firey and Coiny!
Firey: Really? Kick Him out!
Coiny: *Slaps* You Wish!
Tip Jar: Here comes Rocky, Nickel, Fries, Puffball, And Ruby!
Rocky: *Eats Infinite mater maker*
Everyone: NO ROCKY!
Rocky: *Barfs on Suitcase
Suitcase: Eww!
Tip Jar: Ok. Next Yellowface And Bow!
Bow: Hi Guys!
Yellow face: HELLO!!!
Tip Jar: Next, Book,Bomby And Donut!
Book: Hi Ruby,Bubble,Pencil And Match!
Ruby: Wheres Icy?
Pencil: She might be on her way... I hope.
Tip Jar: She is! And so is Strawberry! A newbie...
Ice Cube: Hey Guys!
Match: Icy!
Tip Jar: Last is Teardrop!
Coiny: Ugh She Can't Talk.
Teardrop: *Slaps Coiny*
Coiny: Hey!
Tip Jar: Ok Guys, Lets get on to the Challenge!
Tip Jar: The Challenge is to Swim Across The Pool to Decide the leaders!
Tip Jar: Go!
Firey: I Cant Swim!
Coiny: Ha ha! *Punches Firey Into Pool*
Firey: Ahhh!
Tip Jar: Oh And By The way, There will be Drowning! Don't worry there is Recovery Centers.
Rocky: *Barfs in pool*
Golf ball: Eww! Sick!
Match: Yes i'm in the lead!
Snowball: *Throws Rock at Match*
Match: Hey!
Pencil: Nice Move Match, You told them all!
Match: i'm Sorry! Ow!
Rocky: :3
Puffball: Eww! Rocky is the most disgusting thing!
Tennis ball: I Think he's Cute!
Match: There he goes again...
Pin: No ones looking... *Drowns Teardrop*
Book: Pin How da-
Coiny: *Tapes Book's Mouth* There we go.
Ice cube: Book! If only i could untape your mouth.
Firey: *Crosses the line* Yes!
Coiny: How?!?! *Sees a boat* Grrr!
Tip Jar: Ok one more leader!
Nickel: I've Got to get that spot!
Pin: Way Ahead of you Nickel! Arms!
Nickel: Grr! Not Again!
Rocky: *Barfs on Nickel*
Nickel: GRRRRR! *Slaps rocky out of the pool*
Match: *Crosses The Line* Yay!
Tip Jar: Ok, So Match and Firey Are the leaders!
Tip Jar: Decide the team name!
Match: My team will be Named Freesmart!
Pencil: Yay!
Firey: Mine... Team Firey!
Coiny: Boo!
Firey: Shut up Dumb Coiny *Slaps Coiny*
Tip Jar: Pick Your Team Members!
Later...
Freesmart
Team Firey
Firey: What Coiny is on my team!??!?
Tip Jar: Yep. Becuase Match Chose First
Firey: Grrr!
Tip Jar: Ok, Time for the Real challenge!
Tip Jar: Your Challenge is to Wipeout! The First Team member there wins it for their team! Go!
Puffball: This easy i can fly there!
Tip jar: Sorry No flying!
Puffball: Aww!
Bomby: *Gets hit by Swinging ball*
Match: Come on Pencil! We have to stick together!
Snowball: Take this! *Punches GB in the water*
Firey: *Falls in water* Ahhh!!!
Coiny: Haha!
Pin: Come on Needy!
Needle: *Slaps pin in water* Don't call me Needy!
Coiny: Hey Needy! Don't Do that
Needle: *Slaps Coiny in Water*
Out:
Bomby
Pin
Coiny
Firey
Golfball
Strawberry: Hey Guys How do i do this? *Gets hit by Swinging ball*
Book: Crap! Help! *Gets hit By Fist*
Ruby: Book! *Jumps in the water*
Pencil: Match lets go to! *Jumps in water*
Match: Pencil! Oh Well... *Jumps in water*
Ice cube: *Jumps in water*
Bubble: *Jumps in to*
Out:
Bomby
Pin
Coiny
Firey
Golfball
Strawberry
Pencil
Match
Book
Ruby
Ice cube
Bubble
Nickel: *Crosses The Finish Line* Yes i win!
Tip Jar: Ok Team Freesmart Wins! Vote someone off of team Firey!
Episode 2[]
Tip Jar: Hello! Welcome to Episode 2 Of BFLI, Lets go to the elimanation.
Tip Jar: Hello Team Firey. Most of you got zero votes.
Tip Jar: Everyone is safe with zero votes exept for Needle,Firey and Pin.
Firey: What did i do?
Tip Jar: Ask The Viewers :3
Tip Jar: Safe with 2 votes Firey, And...
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Needle!
Tip Jar: Pin! You Are elimanated with 50 Votes!
Pin: What?!?! *Gets flung to TLC*
Tip Jar: Ok, The Next challenge is to make a video! (It will show it)
Tip Jar: Pick Someone on your team to do it!
Match: Um... Who's Good at Making Video's?
Strawberry: Uh... Me i guess.
Match: Ok!
Firey: Who is going to go?
Tennis Ball: I Got one!
Firey: Ok.
2 Hours Later... Of Working
Tennis balls video Here!
Strawberry's Video Here!
Tip Jar: Ok the video's are done! Ill rate!
Freesmart: 67/100
Firey's Team: 87/100
Tip Jar: That was a quick challenge! But it was only the first part!
Tip Jar: Firey's team won 1st so if they win again they win.
Tip Jar: The Second challenge is to Jump off a tower into a small water pit! If you land on the ground your out.
Ice cube: Are there parachute's?
Tip Jar: Nope!
Tip Jar: Go!
Book: Wow! This is big!
Teardrop: *Jumps into water*
Firey: Yay! a Point for us!
Firey: Wait, I CANT GO IN WATER!
Coiny: Haha!
Strawberry: *Jumps off tower* AHHHHHHHH!
Strawberry: *Falls in water*
Firey: Another Point for us!
Pencil: Grrr! *Jumps in water*
Match, Book, Ruby, and Icecube: *Jumps in water*
Firey* No!!!
Firey: You go! *Puches Tennis ball off*
Tennis ball: AHHHHHH *Lands on ground*
Firey: Grrr! *Puches Coiny Off*
Coiny: Hey! *Falls on Ground* Ow!
Tip Jar: Looks like match's team wins!
Tip Jar: Vote!
Episode 3[]
Tip Jar: Welcome back! Lets go to the elimanation!
Tip Jar: Welcome Team Firey! Again.
Tip Jar: Some of you are safe, Wich are...
Coiny!
TB!
Rocky!
Donut!
Fries!
Suitcase!
With one vote...
Needy!
Needle: *Slaps* Dont call me needy!
Tip Jar: And.. GB...
Golfball: Yeah!
Tip Jar: Its down to SB, Firey And Teardrop!
Tip Jar: With 3 votes.... Firey!
Tip Jar: The last one safe is...
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SB! With 5 Votes!
Tip Jar: Teardrop Is elimanated with 41 votes!
Coiny: Haha!
Teardrop: *Gets flung to TLC*
Tip Jar: Ok! The next challenge is to survive in slender!
Pen: Really?!?!?
Fries: Shut up!
Tip Jar: Get in The portal!
Everyone: *Gets in Portal*
Cherries: Why do they call it slender!
Pen: Haven't you seen slender? Skinny guy, White, Black tuxedo?
Cherries: No?
Nickel: She dosent know?
Fries: Isn't it Obvious,
Nickel: No.
Tennis ball: Hey Look a Monument!
Match: Good Eye TB! Now i can get the page!
Tennis ball: Hey!
Match & Pencil: *Run to Monument*
Pencil: There it is!
Freesmart 1/8
Firey's Team 0/8
Strawberry: Come on lets get more pages!
Coiny: Not so fast! *Shoves Strawberry*
Strawberry: Ow! What do i do?!?!?
Coiny: Found one!
Freesmart 1/8
Firey's Team 1/8
Fries: Over here!
Golfball: Hey static!
Golfball: My head...
Golfball: Uhhh *Faints*
Out:
Golfball
Fries: Another!
Freesmart 1/8
Firey's Team 2/8
Pages left: 5
Lead: Firey's Team
Firey: Over here! *Gets stuck in net trap* Woah!
Coiny: Haha!
Firey: Dont just stand there!
Coiny: *Walks away*
Firey: Hey!
Firey: Ahhhh! *Dies
Out:
Golfball
Firey
Book: Got one!
Icy: Me to!
Ruby: Me three!
Freesmart 4/8
Firey's Team 2/8
Pages left: 2
Match: Found one!
Tip Jar: Freesmart wins! Again.... You guys are on a loosing streek!
Firey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Coiny: Shut up! *Slaps*
Firey: Ow!
Tip Jar: Vote!
Episode 4[]
Tip Jar: Welcome Back! Lets go to elimanation.
Tip Jar: Here we are again with you guys.
Tip Jar: Safe with 0 votes are everyone exept for Snowball, Needy and Donut!
Needle: *Slaps* Dont call me needy!
Donut: What?!??! But i didn't not get to do anything!
Tip Jar: Good for you, Your safe with 1 vote.
Tip Jar: And last one goes to.....
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Tip Jar: You guys both have the same votes! So tie bracker.
Tip Jar: The challenge is a easy game of Rock paper Scissors!
Tip Jar: Go!
Rock Paper Scissors!
SB: Paper Needle: Scissors
Snowball: What? No! *Gets Flung To TLC*
Tip Jar: Time for your next Challenge! The next Challenge is to Have a easting contest! 4 People from your team, I'll Pick!
Firey's Team: Tennis ball, Firey, Coiny and Needle
Freesmart: Book, Strawberry, Bow and Bomby!
GO!
Round 1 Tennis ball V.S Strawberry
Food: Cardbord
Strawberry: Um, *Bites* Eww! *Spits* This game is Horror!
Tennis ball: You can say that again.
Strawberry: Eww?
Tennis Ball: Wow you need to get used to these shows more...
Tennis ball: *Eats it Whole* Done!
Round 1: Tennis ball WIN
Round 2 Bow V.S Firey
Food: Rotten Egg's And Baby wipes
Firey: Eww...
Bow: Really? This is easy! *Eats The Baby Wipes*
Firey: I hate you....
Round 2 Bow WIN
Round 3 Coiny V.S Bomby
Food: Barf and Centipede Jelly Beans
Bomby: *Eats All*
Coiny: Why do they call them barf? *Eats* I Get it now... *Barfs*
Firey: Haha!
Round 3 Bomby WIN
Round 4 Book V.S Needle
Food: Poop
Book: EWWW
Needle: *Eats it* Ew.
Book: I'm Not eating it.
Round 4 Needle WIN
Round 5 Tiebraker Tennis ball V.S Bow
Food: ABC Gum
Tennis ball: Oh Well *Eats*
Bow: I Won't eat it!
Round 5 Tennis ball WIN
Firey: YES!!!
Coiny: Yay... *Barfs*
Tennis ball: We win!
Tip Jar: Vote!
Episode 5[]
Tip Jar: Hello! Welcome back to BFLI!
Tip Jar: Lets go to the elimanation! Like i always say.
Tip Jar: Let's See who is safe at 0 Votes... Book!
Icecube!
Ruby!
Bubble!
Bow!
Bomby!
Cherries!
And Pen!
Bow: Yes!
Bomby: sauidhwadwadawudg!
Tip Jar: Safe WIth 1 Vote...
Pencil!
Match!
And Nickel!
Match: Yeah, I So knew it.
Tip Jar: Its Down to Strawberry and puffball...
Tip Jar: The last one safe is...
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Strawberry!
Puffball: What why you stupid viewers! I Hate you all!! *Gets Flung to the TLC*
Tip Jar: Ok, Time for the challenge.
Pen: Witch is?!?!
Tip Jar: That's exactly why i kicked your friends out...
Tip Jar: The next challenge is Lazer Tag!
Bow: Ohhh! I Love lazer tag!
Tip Jar: Its Not just any Lazer tag >:D There is booby traps. Go!
Donut: Lets see. An Upgrade.
Book: Gimme! *Steals The Upgrade*
Donut: HEY!!! ILL GET YOU!
Ruby: Come on Book run!
Book: Ahhh! *Steps in Net trap* Help!
Donut: Oh Great! Now i cant get that upgrade...
Book: Hmm... *Uses Upgrade* Cool! *Shoots Donut*
Donut: Ahhhh!
Out:
Donut
Tennis ball: Look a Bus Prop! We can look in there for more upgrades!
Golfball: Ok, *Gets in the Bus* Nothing!
Firey: No! Look under the seats!
Pencil: Not Before i do!
Pencil: *Gets upgrade and Runs*
Icecube: Too bad i dont have arms!
Fries: *Shoots icecube* Lucky me.
Out:
Donut
Icecube
Match: Oh we'll Get you for that one!
Book,Bubble,Ruby,Pencil ANd Match: *Shoots Fries*
Fries: Argh!
Out:
Donut
Icecube
Fries
Coiny: Look! Theres allot of Upgrades!
Tennis ball: Lets go!
Coiny,TB: *Runs to Upgrades*
Coiny,TB: *Gets trapped in Rope trap*
Cony: Oh Great!
Pencil: This is Our chance!
Match: Ok! *Shoots Tennis ball and Coiny*
Out:
Donut
Icecube
Fries
Coiny
Tennis ball
Tip Jar: Times up! Lets see whose out. More of Firey's Team is Out! They loose!
Coiny: TB This is all your falt! *Slaps*
Tennis ball: No its Not! Grrr!
Episode 6[]
Tip Jar: Elimanation Time!
Tip Jar: Ok, Some of you got 0 Votes We have a total of 26 Votes!
Tip Jar: Safe with 0 Votes.
Firey!
Golfball!
Donut!
And Yellowface.
Yellowface: YAY!!!!!!
Tip Jar: With 1 Vote.
Fries!
Tennis ball!
Rocky!
Suitcase!
Tip Jar: Its down to Needle and Coiny.
Tip Jar: The last on esafe is...
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Needle!
Coiny: What?!?!? How! *Gets flung to TLC*
Tip Jar: Ok Lets get to the challenge,
Needle: That was close! Right?
Golfball: I Don't care :l
Firey: Yay! He's Gone!
Tip Jar: The challenge is a Obstacle race!
Bow: Aww... Really?
Yellowface: YA!!!!!
Tip Jar: You will first Jump in tires then climb ropes. (SOME ARE BAD) And then dodge getting shot by leaches (Total Drama all-stars inspired me to do this) There's a Suprise at the end though.
Donut: Suprise?...
Tip Jar: Go!
Tip Jar: Oh BTW You have to Carry heavy Backpacks.
Pen: Aw, Really?
Cherries: Come on! It Cant be that bad.
Fries: Can it.
Icecube: Yeah! Lets go!
Suitcase: I Can't Believe i got a vote last episode...
Strawberry: Ahhh! *Falls in a huge hole in a tire*
Bow: This is easy!
Match: Hey! *Trips* THIS SUCKS I WLL GET YOU TIP JAR!
Bubble: Hoi! I'm in the loid!
Pencil: Match! Where are you?!?!
Match: Over here! *Bumps in to pop up sign* Ow!
Strawberry: I hate this game...
Suitcase: Done! Which rope?
Bubble: There's a Red one a Black one a Broiwn one and a Noirmal one!
Suitcase: I'll Take the brown one. *Sniffs* Eww! Its Dog hair AHH! *Falls off*
Bubble: i'll Take the Black one!
Bubble: OIWWWW! *Gets zapped*
Icecube: Hey! I Cant climb! Ill try. *Gets on the normal one*
Bow: I'll Go one the red one! Hey! Its candy! *Eats rope*
Bow: I'll leave it like that for the next person.
Golfball: Come on TB! Lets go on the brown one!
Tennis ball: Ok!
Cherreis: Here! I Guess i'll take the Red one.
Cherries: Hey a broken line! *Falls* Ahhh!
Pen: Let's See... The normal one!
Book: Come on Ruby! The black one!
Ruby: Ok!
Match: Pencil The red one!
Pencil: Nah... I'll Take the Normal one.
Suitcase: Oh no! *Gets shot by Leaches* Owww...
Firey: I'll Take the normal one! *Burns the rope* Ahhh!
Pencil,Pen: Ahhh!
Pencil: *Lands on pen and kisses him* Uhh... Oops
Pen: Uhh...
Golfball: Leaches! Ahh! *Gets shot with TB* Oww... *Faints*
Tip Jar: This is the best challenge yet!
Bubble: Loiches! *Gets popped by a leach*
Match: Pencil? Pencil! *Gets shot by a leach* Help!...
Bow: Hah! Take this Leach! *Dodges all off the Leaches*
Bow; Made it!
Yellowface: AHHHH! *Gets hit by a leach*
Bow: Oh.. So this is your suprise Ziplineing!
Tip Jar: Yes!
Icecube: Ahh! *Falls off zipline kit* Help!
Book: Icy!
Ruby: Wow! *Slips off cliff* Ahhh!
Bow: Made it! I win!
Tip Jar: Freesmart wins!
Tip Jar: Vote off someone from Firey's Team!
Vote!
Episode 7[]
Tip Jar: Welcome to Episode 7!
Tip Jar: Today there will Be a triple elimanation! Becuase i want double and someone is rejoining!
Tip Jar: We have only 4 Votes!
Tip Jar: Elimanated is...
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Firey,Tennisball And Fries!
Firey: What how!!! *Gets flung to TLC*
Tennis ball: NOOOO! *Gets flung to TLC*
Fries: No! *Gets Flung to TLC*
Tip Jar: We will Start The challenge when you Viewers vote who to rejoin!
Tip Jar: Welcome Back! Time for the Rejoin.
Tip Jar: There is only 4 Of you with atleast 1 Vote.
Tip Jar: The Objects With Atleast 1 Vote...
Coiny!
Firey!
Tennisball!
And Pin!
Tip Jar: *Others Get Flung to the TLC* Ok With one vote..
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Everyone Exept For Coiny!
Tip Jar: *The rest get flunged to the TLC*
Coiny: Yes!
Tip Jar: Ok! Time For the Challenge!
Tip Jar: Wait BTW, Someone named Poster will Debute if i Get permission From Cedricblocks.
Tip Jar: The challenge is a Race! First One to the Finish wins! Its about 2 miles.
Pen: Grr! Do we have to walk that much!
Tip Jar: Yes. I Said so GO!
Bomby: Needy!
Needle: *Slaps Bomby Far Don't Call me Needy!
Coiny: Wait! Hey Needy!
Needle: *Slaps* Don't Call me Needy!
Coiny: Hah! It Worked!
Golfball: Loosers...
Donut: Hey! If you want to move on Then your better well doing it! Needy!
Needle: *Slaps*
Strawberry: Hey! This is Easy! *Shoves Match* There!
Match: Hey!
Bubble: Hoi! Loik The Noibe is Doing Woil!
Pencil: We need her Out of here!
Ruby: Ok! Lets go!
Match: Grr! I'll Get her!
Coiny: Move it! *Shoves Bomby*
Yellowface: COINY!!! THAT WASN'T NICE!
Bow: Wee!
Book: Lucky Me! I Won!
Tip Jar: Freesmart wins! But First We are making 3 Different team! Freesmart will Split into 2.
Team 1:
Coiny
Yellowface Suitcase
Golfball Rocky
Needle Nickel
Team 2:
Book
Icecube
Ruby
Pencil
Match
Bubble
Team 3: Bomby
Bow
Cherries
Pen
Strawberry Donut
Tip Jar: Anyway, Vote Someone off of team 1!
Episode 8[]
Tip Jar: This Episode Poster is Going to Debute!
Tip Jar: There Will Be 2 Debutes! And 3 Elimanations! Again. Becuase Of The debutes.
Tip Jar: Poster is 1 Of The Debuters.
Tip Jar: The 3 Elimanated Are...
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Coiny!,Yellowface! And Rocky!
Coiny: No! I Just got here!!! *Gets Flung to the TLC* AGAIN
Rocky: Blah! *Gets Flung to the TLC*
Yellowface: NO! *Gets Flung to the TLC*
Tip Jar: Welcome! Poster!
Poster: Hi Guys! You all Look Nice!
Tip Jar: Ok Viewers Comment Who you want to be in the Dubuting it Could be one of yours.
Up For Vote So Far: Heather
Heather By: Joeandbill203
Reversal Token: KirbyRider
Yoyletoken: Bestfan
Tether ball: Satanchu
Tip Jar: The Recommending is over! Time for voting. Viewers! Vote!
Part 2
Tip Jar: Welcome Back! Lets go to the Voting for who will Join!
Tip Jar: Ok, welcome Heather,Yoyle Token, Tether ball and Reversal Token!
Reversal Token: I hope i join!
Heather: Shut up Token Thingy.
Reversal Token: >:l
Tip Jar: Ok With 1 Vote...
Hetaher and Reversal Token
Heather: WHAT NO! *Gets flung to LOL*
Reversal Token: Grrr! *Turns into Evil form*
Reversal Token: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!! *Runs away*
Tip Jar: Oh no... With 2 votes is...
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Yoyle Token!
Yoyle Token; What no!!! *Gets flung to LOL*
Tether ball: Yay! I Join!
Tip Jar: Ok, I Also have an idea for the challenge....
Tip Jar: You have to find Reversal token and Bring him back!
Cherries: What! But he will kill us!
Tip Jar: Just do it... I Need him in the LOL or This game will end!
Tether ball: Hi Rocky!
Rocky: *Blah* *Barfs in Tether ball's face*
Tether ball: Uh... Ok?
Pencil: Yay Match none of our allience is elimanated!
Match: Like of Course we are like freesmart.
Suitcase: I Wonder where he went...
Pen: We need a Chuck norris miracle to find him!
Needle: No... Just no.
Ice Cube: Lets go guys!
Pencil: Ok!
Poster: Look a Mine! Maybe we could look in there!
Tip Jar: Wait! Let me Announce the team!
Team 1:
Pencil
Match
Ice Cube
Bubble
Ruby
Book
Team 2:
Poster
Tether ball
Suitcase
Cherries
Strawberry
Bow
Team 3:
Needle
Rocky
Pen
Golfball
Nickel
Donut
Nickel: Oh Great i'm With rocky...
Rocky: *Blah*
Pen: And needy!
Needle: *Slaps Pen*
Pen: Hey!
Donut: You are all idiots!
Poster: Remember? The mine?
Bow: Ok Whatever.
Poster: >:o
Tether Ball: Weeeeee! *Rides on Minecart*
Tether ball: *Crashes* Oops?
Cherries: Remember guys no fooling around! We need to find Reversal Token!
Book: Come on guys! We can ride in our van!
Ruby: Yay the van! I Brought Peanuts!
Bubble: And Yoyleberries!
Match: Ok! Lets get in!
- Freesmart gets in the van*
Pencil: Lets start driving!
Donut: Let's check that huge cave... He could be anywhere.
Golfball: I say no! And I say i'm team manager!
Donut: Hey! We never agreed to that!
Golfball: I Called it!
Donut: No!
Pen: Oh great.
Needle: Let's go guys.
MORE COMING SOONElimanated
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Episode 7[]
Tip Jar: Hey.
Everyone: WHAT?
Tip Jar: this is dead, this show has been cancelled