Hi everyone, Ebs103 here, you may know me as Bkshawgogo from youtube and i've decided to Make a BFDI/II fan fiction, 10 contestants from BFDI and 10 Contestants from II will compete for $1,000,000, That's pretty much all i have to say.
Episode 1 - The Thrilling Start[]
Helmet: Hello, Everyone, my name is Helmet and I am the host of BFOMD or Battle For One Million Dollars
Knife: This show kind of lacks originality
Helmet: Shut up! Anyways, Balloon, Bomby, Cheesy, Cherries, Donut, Dora, Eraser, Fan, Fries, Knife, Lightbulb, Marshmallow, Match, Microphone, Nickel, Pin, Puffball, Tennis Ball, Trophy and Woody will compete for $1,000,000
Lightbulb: I can't wait to win!
Microphone: So, what's the challenge!
Cherries: Ow! Mic, turn down the volume!
Microphone: Sorry
Helmet: anyways, your first challenge is to stay on the iceberg, GO!
Knife: Ok, the first thing to do is to get rid of the biggest Threats
- Knife Pops Balloon and Smashes Lightbulb
Knife: There we go
Woody: Hey, Trophy, I think we should form an Alliance
Trophy: No way
Woody: But it took me-
- Trophy Kicks Woody Off
Puffball: I can win this easily because I can fly
Fries: That doesn't seem fair
Donut: Yeah! *Throws a metal cube at Puffball, she falls off*
Fries: That was uncalled for
Donut: Whatever
Fan: Marshmallow, there's something I've always wanted to ask you
Marshmallow: This isn't really the time to be asking questions
Fan: Just real quick, why-
- Knife pushes Fan and Marshmallow off
Pin: Hey TB, Match, do you guys wanna form an alliance?
Match: Sure, I have no Alliance without Pencil, or Bubble, or Ruby, Or Book, Or Ice Cube
Tennis Ball: Sounds good to me
Cheesy: Wow, that's a very sharp idea, Can I join
Pin: Sure you can, but to join, you must face the other direction
Cheesy: Oh no, I am not falling for-
- Tennis Ball Knocks Cheesy off
Dora: Me siento tan contento David no está aquí ( I am so glad David is not here)
Knife: Nobody Asked you! *Pushes Dora off*
Microphone: Knife, That was uncalled for, you deserve to suffer the consequences *Pushes Knife off*
Trophy: Heh heh, nice one
Microphone: Well, you're not much different
Trophy: Actually, there is a huge difference, I'm a Jock, He's a Jerk
Microphone: Ugh *Pushes Trophy off*
Helmet: So Pin, Match, Tennis Ball, Bomby, Fries, Donut, Eraser, Nickel, Cherries and Microphone Remain
Eraser: Pin, TB, Match, I'm sorry about this
Pin: About What-
- Eraser pushes Pin, TB and Match off
Bomby: OMG, My Fuse!
- Bomby Explodes, Blowing Donut, Eraser, Nickel and Cherries off the Iceberg
Microphone: Wow, I Made it to the Final 2, Now time to get rid off Fries
- Microphone Screams, Sending Fries flying off the Iceberg
Helmet: That Means Microphone wins
Microphone: So, I choose the teams first, right
Helmet: Actually, All of the BFDI contestants are on Fries' team and all of the II contestants are on Mic's Team
Fries: So what happens now
Helmet: Well, you lost the last challenge so your team is up for elimination, Vote in the voting box for the contestant you dislike the most
- 1 hour of voting later
Helmet: The votes are in. Woody, Pin, Match, Tennis Ball, Eraser and Bomby are at 0 votes
Tennis Ball: Yay
Helmet: Dora and Fries each got 1 vote
Dora: Si (Yes)
Helmet: So either Donut or Puffball will be Eliminated
Puffball: What, but i'm the fan favourite, i don't deserve to be eliminated
Fan: You're not my favourite
Cheesy: I Don't think that's what she meant
Helmet: Anyways, Puffball is safe with only 3 votes against her, and Donut is eliminated with 5 votes
Donut: What, Eliminated first again, NO!
Helmet: So, Donut is eliminated, who will be next, Find out next time on BFOMD!
To Be Continued...
Episode 2 - The Dodgeball Game[]
Nickel: Wow, I'm Surprised we actually won the last challenge
Balloon: Well, I think it was pretty easy
Lightbulb: But you did nothing in the last challenge
Balloon: You didn't do anything either
Lightbulb: Oh, Right
Tennis Ball: I can't believe we lost last time
Match: Yeah, i'm just so glad Donut's gone, he was, like, a total jerk
Pin: I agree, we need to step up our game if we don't want to be eliminated
Bomby: Yeah
Match: Bomby, you're not in our alliance
Bomby: =(
Helmet: Ok, is everyone ready for the next challenge
Team II: Yeah
Pin: Yeah, sure, whatever
Helmet: Ok, your next challenge is a freindly game of Dodgeball, you know how it works, GO!
Fan: I'll go first
- Fan Hits Eraser
Fan: Yay, I hit someone
Tennis Ball: Lightbulb is going down
- Lightbulb Catches Tennis Ball's Dodgeball
Lightbulb: Pretty cool, Right. They're called ARMS!
Tennis Ball: Grrr
- Puffball Throws at Knife, He Catches it
Knife: One step ahead of you, Puffball. ARMS!
Pin: People, We need to win this, and I have a plan, aim at cherries
- Match hits Cherries, pushing them back into Microphone
Microphone: AAAAAAAH!
Pin: Ok, NOW!
- Woody, Match, Bomby, Fries and Dora throw their Dodgeballs at Balloon, Lightbulb, Microphone, Trophy and Knife
Nickel: Oh no, Marshmallow, Fan, Cheesy, We're the only ones left
Cheesy: We need to come up with an idea that's worth more than 5 cents
Nickel: Ugh, Please, Just shut-
- A Dodgeball is thrown at Cheesy
Nickel: I'm going to try throwing my dodgeball
- Nickel throws his dodgeball at Pin, She catches it
Pin: Sorry, Nickel
Match: Now, Fries, Do it NOW!
- Fries and Dora throw their Dodgeballs at Fan and Marshmallow
Helmet: And it looks like Team BFDI wins, Team II is going to elimination
- 1 Hour of Voting Later
Helmet: Ok, the votes are in, Fan, Marshmallow, Microphone, Nickel and Cherries got 0 votes
Marshmallow: Yay
Helmet: Cheesy, Trophy and Balloon got 1 vote each
Balloon: Alright
Helmet: That leaves Knife and Lightbulb
Lightbulb: OMGA!
Knife: Lightbulb, you deserve to be eliminated, you mocked TB and Puffball for not having arms
Helmet: However, Lightbulb only got 2 votes, and you got 5, so you're eliminated
Knife: What, This cannot happen!
Helmet: So, Knife is eliminated, who will be next, find out next time on BFOMD
To Be Continued...
Episode 3 - The Trapped Treasure[]
Lightbulb: OMGA, I hope i'm not eliminated next time we lose
Balloon: Well I hope you are, your 'Bright Personality' is what caused our team to lose last time
Lightbulb: That is so not true
Cheesy: Actually, yes it is, I guess Balloon is brighter than you
Microphone: Don't go there
Pin: Wow, My strategy of having our team work together really worked
Tennis Ball: Yeah, we showed Lightbulb who's boss
Match: If we keep up our strategy, Lightbulb may be eliminated next
Puffball: I hope she is
Helmet: Is everyone ready for the next challenge
Everyone: Yeah
Helmet: Ok, your next challenge is to recieve the golden idol from the temple, Go!
Lightbulb: Easy, I'll just run over, get the idol and get out
- Lightbulb runs towards the idol but get's hit by a swinging axe
Balloon: This is going to be harder that I thought
Cherries: Do you think we should move to the left? No, we should move to the right! Ok, if you know what you're doing
Pin: Let's go team
Fries: No offence, Pin, But if we stick together it will get us all killed
Pin: You do have a point, Ok, we will split up
Bomby: Can I go with you guys
Tennis: Sure
Fries: Eraser, You can go with me
Dora: Entonces supongo que me deja con madera y pedo de lobo (Then I guess that leaves me with Woody and Puffball)
Puffball: Uh, Ok?
Fan: Guys, The other team is getting ahead of us
Trophy: I know that!
Cheesy: We need to find a way to get across that doesen't involve something painted gold
Trophy: You Cheesy Twerp! *Pushes cheesy into the axe's path, Cheesy get's cut in half*
Marshmallow: Trophy, How could you betray our team
Pin: We got the idol, anyone got something that weights roughly the same as the idol
Match: I got this bag of coins
Pin: Good, * Pin quickly swaps the idol with the bag of coins*
- A boulder is released
Match: RUN!
- Pin, Match and Tennis Ball run from the boulder, the boulder crushes Balloon, Bomby, Cherries, Nickel, Marshmallow, Microphone, Fan, Trophy, Fries and Eraser
Pin: Whew, We escaped
Puffball: So did we
Helmet: So I guess Team BFDI wins again, you know what that means
Lightbulb: OMGA
- 1 Hour of voting later
Helmet: The results are in, Nickel, Marshmallow, Fan, Cherries and Microphone got 0 votes
Fan: Yeah
Helmet: Cheesy and Balloon got 1 vote each
Cheesy: Yeah
Helmet: So Lightbulb and Trophy remain
Lightbulb: well, it's obvious Trophy will be eliminated, He betrayed our team
Trophy: So what, Cheesy is a hated contestant anyways
Cheesy: Hey
Helmet: Anyways,Trophy is safe at 2 votes and Lightbulb is eliminated at 5
Lightbulb: OMGA, NO!
Helmet: So Lightbulb is finally eliminated, tune in next time on BFOMD
To Be Continued...
Episode 4 - The Ancient Pyramid[]
Trophy: I can't believe we lost again last time
Balloon: Well, now Lightbulb's gone, we have a chance at winning
Fan: I hope you're right, I don't want to have to face elimination again
Cheesy: Winning will be a breeze
Cherries: Ok, that's not funny
Fries: Yeah, We win again
Eraser: Yeah, if we keep winning, Team II will eventually collapse
Match: Yeah, and one of us will win
Pin: Let's just keep it up, team
Team BFDI: Yay
Nickel: Hey, Helmet, Why are we underground
Helmet: Step on this platform and you'll find out
- Everyone steps on the platform, Helmet pulls a lever that lifts everyone into the Pyramid of Giza
Helmet: Welcome to the Pyramid of Giza
Marshmallow: How did we get to Giza so fast
Helmet: I have the teleporter that teleports all remaining contestants to any location
Fan: So that's how it works
Helmet: Anyways, your challenge is to find a way out, GO!
Pin: Ok, so there are 3 paths out of the Pyramid, we'll take the path on the left, just follow me
- Team BFDI take the path on the left
Balloon: we should copy their strategy, let's follow them
Trophy: Sure, whatever
- Team II follow Team BFDI
- A while later...
Bomby: Hmm
Puffball: What's wrong, Bomby
Bomby: We're missing someone, our team is suppsosed to have 9 people, we only have 7
Pin: Who do you think is missing
Bomby: I dunno
- In another part of the Pyramid, Match and Tennis Ball are lost
Match: Uh, TB, are you sure we're going the right way
Tennis Ball: I dunno, I was paying attention to you because you were the only one I could see
Match: Oh, hey, what is this room called, it's full of cases
Tennis Ball: This is the room where they stored the Sarcophacus' of dead Pharoh's and-
Match: Hey, what's in here
Tennis Ball: Match, don't open that! That's-
- Match opens a Sarcophacus, releasing a mummy that comes to life
Tennis Ball: Too late, RUN!
- Meanwhile, The rest of team BFDI makes it out of the Pyramid
Pin: Yeah, We win again!
Helmet: Not so fast, you are still missing Match and Tennis Ball
Bomby: I told you
- Team II comes out of the Pyramid
Balloon: Yes, I can't believe it
Helmet: So your team wins and-
Match: RUN!
Mummy: Rrrrrr
Everyone (Except Helmet): Aaaaaaah
- Camera's go blank
- 1 hour of voting later...
Helmet: Ok, The results are in, Everyone except Eraser and Puffball got 0 votes
Match: Yeah
Puffball: I'm in the bottom 2 again, that must mean I'm eliminated
Eraser: Yeah, Safe for another day
Helmet: Actually, Puffball got 4 votes and you got 5
Eraser: What, NO!
Helmet: So, Eraser's eliminated, Find out who's next by staying tuned for BFOMD
To Be Continued...
Episode 5 - The Return of David[]
Cerezas: Sí, finalmente ganamos otro desafío.
Balloon: Great, but we can't underestimate Team BFDI, they are still planning something
Cheesy: We know that, Airhead
Balloon: Say one more joke and I swear we will kick you off next time we lose!
Nickel: Why don't we just kick him off anyways
Pin: I can't believe we lost last time
Dora: Me alegro de que el borrador es desaparecido (I am glad Eraser is gone)
Helmet: So, on to the next challenge
David: Aw, Seriously
Dora: ¿Qué es David haciendo aquí
Helmet: Well, I invited David here for the challenge, he will not be joining
Dora: Ufff (Phew)
Helmet: Anyways, I have given David a Chainsaw and he will be trying to kill all of you, the last team standing will win, GO!
David: Aw, Seriously
Everyone (Except Dora): Aaaaaah!
- Dora walks away
Nickel: He will never find me in this hole
Cheesy: Yeah, David is too stupid to find this
Nickel: Cheesy, Fan, how did you get in here
Cheesy: I followed you down, Fan said this would be the best place to hide
Fan: And with that rock blocking the entrance, I can Guarentee our safety
- David removes the rock and kills Nickel, Cheesy and Fan
Pin: Alliance, we can hide in this cave
Bomby: Yeah
- Pin, Match, Tennis Ball and Bomby enter the cave
Match: Pin, since when is Bomby part of our alliance
Pin: I allowed him into it, he figured out you guys were missing, sure we didn't win, but he alerted us about it
Bomby: Yeah
Tennis Ball: I can't see a thing, I'm going to light Match
Match: What
Bomby: OMG
- The fire lights up the cave, Revealing David who was hiding behind a rock, He kills Pin and her Alliance
Balloon: This challenge should be easy
- Balloon falls on a rock and pops
Trophy: I knew she wouldn't last that long
Marshmallow: OMG, I was thinking that, too
- David jumps out from behind the rocks and kills Trophy, Marshmallow and Cherries
Puffball: I'm scared
Fries: Don't be, I bet David doesn't even know how to use a chainsaw
Woody: i was thinking that too
- David jumps out from the rocks nearby
David: Aw Seriously
Woody: AIYEEEEEEE
- Suddenly, Dora appears in front of David
Dora: David, yo he estado buscando durante cuatro años, esto termina ahora (David, I have been searching for you for four years, this ends now)
David: Aw Seriously *David starts his Chainsaw*
- Dora Pulls out her own chainsaw
David: Aw Seriously
Dora: Sí, en serio, ahora muere (Yes, Seriously, Now die)
- Dora Kills David
Helmet: so, I guess BFDI wins again, now for the elimination
- 1 Hour of voting later
Helmet: Ok, the votes are in, everyone except Cheesy and Trophy got 0 votes
Balloon: Yeah
Trophy: I should be safe, I mean, why wouldn't I be
Cheesy: You'd like that, wouldn't you, haha, get it
Trophy: No, I don't
Helmet: Well, Trophy is safe with 3 votes and Cheesy is out with 5
Cheesy: What
Helmet: So, the cheesy Cheesy is eliminated, who will be next, find out next time on BFOMD
To Be Continued...
Episode 6 - The Fiery Volcano[]
Trophy: I am so glad Cheesy is gone
Fan: Yeah, it may have made our team smaller, but if it gets rid of Cheesy's awful jokes, i'm OK with it
Balloon: Let's just try not to be up for elimination again
Pin: Yeah, we-
Match: You know, I'm getting tired of you saying that every time we win a challenge
Fries: Yeah, it's making you seem like a boring contestant
Pin: Fine
Tennis Ball: Well, we should keep it up
Bomby: Oh, I have an idea, if we ask Helmet what the next challenge is, we can prepare for it
Puffball: Sounds like a plan, Tennis Ball, go ask Helmet
Tennis Ball: OK, hey Helmet, What's the next challenge
Helmet: To Escape the volcano
Tennis Ball: OK, we'll start preparing
Helmet: Don't bother, we're starting right now
- The Bowling ball from Object Mayhem knowcks a the contestants to the Volcano, however, this blow instantly kills Balloon, Cherries, Bomby and Woody
Pin: Wow, It's really hot in here
Trophy: Of course it is, it's a volcano
Helmet (From TV): Hello, contestants, how are you enjoying the volcano
Match: It feels fine, it ust set me on fire and melted Trophy
Helmet (From TV): Whatever, the first team to escape wins, GO
- Marshammlow and Dora attempt to jump to the next platform but land in the lava and die
Pin: Hey, Alliance, Let's make a bridge out of rock to cross
Match: Sound like a plan, but I have one thing to do first
- Match walks past fan and sets him on fire
Tennis Ball: Even though that was totally uncalled for, it still increased our teams chances of winning
Pin: Yeah, so let's do this
- Pin trips and falls into the lava
Match: No, Pin
Microphone: Let's go team
Nickel: How can we possibly win, we're the only 2 left to compete from our team
Microphone: I know, but we still have a chance if the other team dies
Nickel: You may have a point, let's go
- Puffball walks into a Stalactite and falls into the lava
Fries: Great, when I was just about to suggest riding on puffball
Match: uh oh, Fries, your fries are on fire
Fries: Huh
- Fries panics and falls into the lava
Nickel: Now our teams are equal again
Microphone: See ya
Match: Oh no you don't
- Match, Tennis Ball, Microphone and Nickel race to the exit to the volcano
Match: I'm goanna win
Microphone: Oh no you're not
Nickel: Unless you can somehow carry me up, they will
Microphone: Hey, I have an idea
- Microphone screams, causing Match to fall back onto the rocks balow, also putting her flame out
- Microphone's scream echos around the volcano, the ground starts to shake
Nickel: Whoa, what's going on
Tennis Ball: The Volcano's erupting
- A Lava wave fills the volcano, killing Match, Tennis Ball, Nickel and Microphone
Helmet: Everyone died, so nobody escaped the volcano, so one member of each team will be leaving, start voting
- 1 hour of voting later
Helmet: The votes are in, everyone got 0 votes except Puffball, Woody, Trophy and Balloon
Puffball: Again, seriously
Woody: Meh Meh Meh
Trophy: I better not be eliminated
Balloon: No
Helmet: From, BFDI, the person eliminated is Puffball
Puffball: WHAT!
Helmet: And from team II it's Trophy
Trophy: WHAT, How could you betray me
Helmet: So Puffball and Trophy are elimianated, who wil be next, find out next time on BFOMD
To Be Continued...
Episode 7 - The Moon Landing[]
Balloon: Wow, I was really close to getting eliminated back there
Cherries: But nobody likes you
Balloon: That's not true
Cherries: It's true, Balloon, you just can't admit it
- The Cherries walk away
Balloon: Ugh, I hate them
Marshamallow: Me too, do you want to team up so we can get rid of them
Balloon: Sure
Pin: I am so happy I wasn't eliminated last time
Fries: That's great, but i'm not sure you're going to last for much longer
Pin: Why
Fries: Do I really have to explaing, You have a strong alliance, You are Unpoular, You have close to 0 freinds
Pin: That is not TRUE!
Helmet: Ok, it's time for your next challenge, You have to build a rocket and fly to the moon, GO!
Match: Ok, I think this part goes here, and this part goes here
Pin: *sigh*
Fan: Does anyone know how to build a rocket
Microphone: No
Marshmallow: Not me
Nickel: I know how to build one
Balloon: You do?
Nickel: Yeah, i'll just help us get started
Tennis Ball: Um, That doesn't look right
Match: It should work, i just press this button
- Match presses the button, The rocket explodes
Pin: Match, you just cost our team the victroy we needed, do you want us to lose, if you do, get out of our team, you are so eliminated
Bomby: But, Pin, I thought we were in an alliance
Pin: I don't need an alliance, I was just trying to use you so you would be eliminated, and you WILL be eliminated Match
Match: :(
Nickel: Ok, we're done
Microphone: YEAH!
- Microphone's scream breaks the rocket
Nickel: That's just great
Fan: Can't you just-
Nickel: It's a good thing I built an extra rocket
Microphone: now let's go
- Team II flies to the moon
Helmet: Well, it looks like you guys win, Team BFDI, start voting
- 1 hour of voting later
Helmet: Ok, the votes are in, Dora, Bomby and Fries got 0 votes
Fries: Yeah
Helmet: Tennis Ball and Woody got one vote each
Pin: Well, it was a great game, Match, but now it's timne for you to go, Helmet, Eliminate Match, Now
Helmet: Ok
- Helmet eliminates Pin
Pin: What, this is obviously a mistake, I demand a recount-
Helmet: So, Pin is eliminated, who will be next, find out next time on BFOMD
To be continued...
Waluigi Hat:WALUIGI TIME!!!!
Swordy:oh god...